The '4 words every girl wants to hear' meme got super weird pretty much straight away

Despite all the pick-up advice there is on the internet, very little actually holds up when it comes to real-life romantic scenarios. I mean, if people really did everything that is advised on Cosmopolitan, I'm pretty sure that they'd end up banned from several bars around town, and have limbs which were permanently interlocked on account of some highly ambitious sex position or the other.

And if you're currently looking for someone new, you might want to avoid a certain Twitter thread too. A relationship meme has recently been making the rounds on the social media platform, and of course, it got weird super fast. 

The meme is based on a dated stock image of a guy whispering in some girl's ear all romantically, and it features the caption "Post the four words every girl wants whispered in her ear." The results were absolutely hilarious, but you might not want to try them out on your current love interest...

There was this gem:

And then some of this variety...

Now, these don't sound bad at all:

But this has to be our favourite...

Yes, there were some earnest responses, but those kinds of things threaten to thaw our icy cold hearts so we chose not to include them here, naturally.

As you were, folks - isn't the internet a grand place?